Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
men and beer bottles
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Ant jokes 03
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What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
During WW II an American soldier…
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
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Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...