Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...