Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
man to do situps
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It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
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A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...