Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...