Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN “Members of Congress…People...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...