Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...