The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...