yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...