Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...