Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...