The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...