The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
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This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...