You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...