Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...