I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...