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A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Golf Genie
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For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
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