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Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
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Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
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bump the gatepost again
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Massive ball of hair
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