Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!