The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...