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A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
Dollars equal cents
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Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
A neutron at a bar
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