Less-Known Computer Languages
Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol… Theseprogramming languages are wellknown and (more or less) wellloved throughout...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...