A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...