Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...