Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...