Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
Computer acronyms list
|Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I’ll Buy...