Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...