Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...