Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.