Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
Truly stupid people 01
A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
A story behind a gun
|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...