Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
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Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
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What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!