OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...