The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
New Viagra Product Lines!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of...
A Miracle
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...