Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...