Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...