Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.