Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When...
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...