Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...