Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.