A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...