A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!