Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...