Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...