Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.