I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...