The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...