Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...