On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....