Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...