Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...