What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...